Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My penis needs a shock collar
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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