This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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