i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize
