I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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