that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
The adults are the big ones right?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize