Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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