i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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