If that was your dad, he is hot
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
What happened?
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