I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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