So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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