Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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