people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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