No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Who put my cat in the fridge?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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