this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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