If that was your dad, he is hot
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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