brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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