She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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