he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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