I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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