Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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