Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I will pee on everything he values.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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