she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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