my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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