the new term for farting is butt boxing.
accomplished twins. life is a go
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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