Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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