did you get engaged???
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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