what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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