I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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