hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I pour the whiskey from now on
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