Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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