Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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