So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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