You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize