She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
honey bunches of taint.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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