You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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