I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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