If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
