I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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