nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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