I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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