what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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