Where is the hickey?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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