R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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