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More tranny stories later!
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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