But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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