well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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