I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Randomize
