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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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