I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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