You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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