My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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