Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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