I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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