We named our party play list daddy issues
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Randomize
