Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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