i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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